Q: Where do you get your ideas?
A: Everywhere. Anything from a leaf to the collapse of the Ottoman Empire can inspire me. In fact, I'm gathering inspiration right now!
Q: What are you doing outside my window?
A: I told you, gathering inspiration.
Q: Does this mean I'm going to appear in your writing?
A: Maybe, but not if you keep wearing those neon argyle socks.
Q: I like these socks!
A: That's not a question. My squad of Q&A Attack Ninjas is en route to your house as I type this.
Q: Are you insane?
A: Despite popular rumors in the affirmative, at least two mental health professionals have assured me that I'm perfectly sane. The voices in my head agree.
Q: Why am I bleeding from an arterial wound?!
A: My ninjas don't mess around.
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